Seriously, What The Fuck?!

ELEKID:   What...the fuck...are you doing?!? You could have seriously hurt me with that shit!

LITWICK:   I'm just doing what my master told me to do.

ELEKID:   Do you understand where we are?! We are back in the fucking mountain! We're back in the mountain, and that Larvitar just crawled out of Remmington's fissure and is ready to cause some shit! I was going to kick him right in his wound and take him out before he alerted the Hariyama, but you had to step in with your bullshit pyromania!

LITWICK:   Our masters know what they're doing--

ELEKID:   No they do not! Tom barely has an idea of how to use a Poke Ball, let alone how to handle the Pokemon we've encountered in this mountain! He doesn't know what he's doing, and if your fucking behavior is any indication of your trainer's abilities, he doesn't know what the fuck he's doing either! Stay away from that Larvitar!

LITWICK:   I'm going after it.

ELEKID:   Fine! I hope Hariyama fucks a permanent hole in that brainless wax body of yours! Tom, we are in some serious shit here! I fought this Larvitar before; I'm the one who injured it.  He's a lot more dangerous than you think, and there's a lot worse out there! We know; we've been here! Arturo's Shieldon made this crack in the ground!

SHIELDON:   What's going on here, dude--?

ELEKID:   Our trainers brought us back to the fucking mountain!

SHIELDON:   ...what.

ELEKID:   Fuckin' yep! And Larvitar's back.

SHIELDON:   ...great.

ELEKID:   Litwick ran off after it, so I'm hoping on Hariyama showing up and beating the shit out of it.

SHIELDON:   ...why the fuck are we back here?

ELEKID:   Because people are stupid!!!!