Recruiting Negotiations

PIDGEY:   Hey, fat-face!

MUNCHLAX:   Hello...

PIDGEY:   You got caught by that human Arturo.

MUNCHLAX:   Yeah, he's nice.  He gave me human food.  You said the humans would feed us and they did and that is good--

PIDGEY:   Yeah, I know.  Do you see that idiot over there in the trench-coat? The one waving that sandwich around?

MUNCHLAX:   Sandwich--!

PIDGEY:   Yeah, he wants one of you to go along with him, so he told me to come over and talk to you.

MUNCHLAX:   Okay...

PIDGEY:   So this is what I need from you: I need you to convince the absolute dumbest motherfucker in your family to go over to him.  There's a sandwich in it for the one who goes.

MUNCHLAX:   Oh, okay! I know the one! He's really dumb and he likes food a lot!

PIDGEY:   Wait...isn't that the one who spent the entire time we've been fighting off wild Pokemon eating like a fucking slob and napping?

MUNCHLAX:   Yes.

PIDGEY:   ...he's perfect.