Wow, it is dark and scary in here. I recommend that we all stay together. We don't want to get lost. Say, Hitch, how do these escape ropes work? Do we tie them to a tree outside and keep the rope near us so that if we need to escape quickly, we can just follow the rope?
...excuse me?
The rope...teleports us outside? It's a rope.
I understand so little about the world today...
Hey, be careful with that pickaxe, Arturo. You don't want to cause too much of a commotion. What is that you're digging up, anyway?
A leaf stone? I've heard of that! That's worth something! You keep digging, I'm gonna keep an eye out for Pokemon--
Hey buddy, where are you going?!
Say, what is that?
That's a pretty deep crack. I hear...fluttering down there. Bats?
Nope.
Ewwgh! That...that thing doesn't look appealing at all. Hey guys, there's a flying phallus Pokemon in a deep crack over--
Wow, I should have thought about that before I said it, but there's a Pokemon in that ditch? Anybody want it? Because I don't need it.
Really? No one? Why does nobody want any of the Pokemon I find?
Hey, that's a nice slab, Arturo--
Seriously, what's wrong with the Pokemon I point out? Are they not good? What about that one over there?
It looks powerful, but injured. Should be easy to--
Man, that thing does not look happy. I wonder why--
Woah, Elekid doesn't look too happy either--
Hey! Where do you think you're going? And what is that candle doing?
I don't feel safe anymore for some reason.
LOOK OUT ELEKID!!!!!
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