So, we're headed there? Doesn't seem too incredibly dangerous. I wonder what kind of Pokemon will pop up around this area--
Ooh! Look at that! That Pokemon looks--!
And it ran away.
We didn't have to run after it the second we saw it, dude. We could have just--
You know what? Screw it. We don't have to argue about the Deerling. There are plenty of other Pokemon around here. Like...uh...
There's more Slakoth in the trees. Does anyone want a Slakoth? I got one and...well, I don't know how he does in battle, but his claws are sharp and he seems pretty docile most of the time. Besides, it evolves into a Slaking, and that's pretty cool. Who wants one?
Arturo? Kevin? Anybody?
Really? Nobody wants to catch a Slakoth? Am I missing something? Is Slakoth a bad Pokemon to use in battle? I should probably test this out.
Yeah, you guys go up the mountain and chase after Pokemon at dangerous heights. I'm gonna try out my Slakoth against something easy--
Actually, let's set a ground rule, okay? If you see a Pokemon you want, call it. If someone calls it, nobody else throw a Poke ball at it.
Can we agree to that fucking rule, please? Can we agree on that? Great, thanks.
Asshole.
Hey...I think I see something over there. Okay, Slakoth, time to see what you're made off--
WOAH! What the hell was that?! Wait a second...where's Slakoth?!?!
GAH! GET BACK HERE!
I don't know what that was, but if he's that ornery, I'm gonna need the big guns. Elekid, come on out--
OH JESUS!
GET OUT HERE NOW!
Quick! Ice Punch it! Ice Punch it now!
Okay...well...that worked. Wow, that thing is really unconscious.
And frozen. I think it's frozen.
And almost dead. Elekid, why don't you go check on that thing...see if you can wake it up.
You...look way too eager to do that--
IT'S AWAKE! IT'S MINE! I'M CALLING IT!
Wiggle...
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Wiggle...
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Yeah! I caught Gligar--!
I--I caught it. All by myself. On the first try. Nobody caught it for me. Nobody convinced the Pokemon to join my party. I did this all on my own.
I'm...I'm getting better!
I'M GETTING BETTER!!!!!
Does anyone need help up there on the mountain? You guys seem to be having some difficulty--
Hey, Arturo, you probably shouldn't stand so close to Munchlax when he's doing Metronome. You never know what he's going to--
This is going to end badly for everyone--
...well shit. Are we dead? No? That was way too lucky.
But hey! I caught a Gligar! I'm getting pretty darn good at this Pokemon training thing. Too bad you guys missed all the fun while you were up on that mountain. Let's see what was giving you so much trouble up there. Hmm...
You had to drop a nuke on that adorable thing, Arturo? He doesn't seem too dangerous.
And Jess, you almost fell off the mountainside trying to catch--
Well...okay, that's pretty cool, but I think Gligar is the winner out of these three. Hey Kevin, what did you--?
Right.
I'll shut up now.
Really should have gone up the mountain.
Still got a ball left, though. Thanks, Kevin.
Let's do this, Hitch.
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