(POV: Elekid)
Alright guys...there's no turning back now.
Literally, we cannot turn around. That fucking candle-guy burned down the forest behind us, so the only way to go now is up and over.
HYAAAHHHHHHH!
Say, this is a pretty sweet view, isn't it guys? Umm...guys? What are you doing down there?
Hmm...stubby little legs...
...more stubby little legs...
...stubby little T-rex arms...
...and no limbs at all. Okay. This may take longer than anticipated. At least Tyrogue and I can get up with relative ease. For the rest of you, this must be pretty challenging.
Well, we'll just take it slow--
I'm sorry, but does anyone else feel like we're being watched? Probably a good idea to send one of the Ghost-types up there to scout it out.
WAIT, NOT--!
...Litwick.
WE ARE ON THE SIDE OF A MOUNTAIN! YOU CAN'T JUST LIGHT EVERYTHING ON FIRE! WE DON'T HAVE ANYWHERE TO RUN!
I...hate...this...Litwick.
Eevee, give me a health-boost. Dratini, give me a leg up. I'm gonna take this thing out before Litwick takes us out.
Alley-OOP!
Aww, it's adorable. That's too bad...
Crisis: averted. Alright, so apparently, there's a big cave higher up on the mountain that we need to investigate, but the next highest shelf is a little too high to jump. Let's see...what can I use to get up?
Ah ha! Perfect! Alley-OOP!
Alright! Guys, come on up--!
Oh...right...stubby limbs or lack thereof.
Hmm...this certainly is a new obstacle. If only they had some kind of staircase to climb up--
IDEA!
LOW KICK THE MOUNTAIN!
Okay...hopefully, that should help them out enough to get them up to the tree that Eevee and Tyrogue and bending down so they can climb up to us--
Uh oh.
How are Eevee and Tyrogue going to get up? They can't just sling-shot themselves up to use using the tree!
...or can they?
No, they can't. They'd just get shot straight up. If only we had a length of rope to use as a lasso to catch them--
IDEA!
Dratini, you are going to LOVE this idea!
Alright...Dratini, Tyrogue, Eevee...are you all ready? No, Dratini, I'm not going to let you go.
3...
2...
1...
RELEASE! DRATINI, WRAP THEM UP!
...oh shit! Dratini, I am sooooooo sorry! You're a lot heavier than I thought!
Alley-OOP! HYAH!
Jesus Christ, are you heavy, Dratini!
Now, to just Quick Attack back over to the shelf...
...I don't...I don't think we're gonna make the jump, Dratini. Again, I am sorry--
Wait, what are you doing?! Ah! OW! OOF! Ugh!
...okay...I think we made it. Thank you for instinctively wrapping us against that jutting out rock on the cliffside. Hey...remember when we healed me? Can we do that shit again? Rocks hurt.
Alrighty then, let's head on in--
Oh! You're awake finally--
What? Uh...no...I'm not "daddy". I don't know--
...
...did we...did we kill "daddy"?
...uh...listen, little guy, there's been a fire. We rescued you. Daddy is...fine?
Oh? So you're just okay with that and you're gonna go back to sleep? Works for me--
Shit, something's coming outside from within the cave! Everyone be quiet!
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It's just a little Bagon. Hey, Dratini, he's a Dragon-type just like you--
Dratini?
Wait...
...something bad is going to happen--
GAH! WHY THE HELL DID YOU TACKLE IT OFF THE CLIFF?!?!?!?!
You know what? No. I'm not helping you back up. Do you know how hard it was to climb up this damn thing?!
That's gonna hurt like hell when you hit the ground and you'll have no one to blame but yourself.
Alright, can we actually go into the cave now? No more sudden violent outbursts? No? Good.
Well, this must be the Bagon's nest...hmm...
Ooh, meat! I'm starving. Hey Slakoth, here's some meat. Let's head on in and chew as we go.
So, which way are we going, Misdreavus?
Alright. Let's bust through this door and see where this tunnel leads.
NO! NOT YOU! EVERYONE GET AWAY FROM THE DOOR--!
Oh...he's not burning the door down? Interesting. The one thing we want to destroy and he's just phasing through it. Great teamwork there, Litwick.
...I hate you so much.
Low Kickin', Tacklin', Ice Punchin' our way into this cave. Let's move!
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Nobody...
make...
a...
damn...
sound...
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Okay, we're clear.
Hmm...fork in the road. Well, we could go to this way for a bit and figure out where it leads, then come back once we--
Where the hell are YOU going?! Don't just waddle off into the darkness like that! You have no idea what's in there--
Oh shit, you woke it up! Everybody run--!
Oh.
Oh, this thing is slow as hell.
Um...
Well...
...I guess we can just ignore it and head in the other direction.
I wonder if Pidgey is having an easier time trying to find Tom...
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