(POV: Tom's Pokemon)
ELEKID: The Combee are swarming...let's show them who they're dealing with! [SWIFT]
GLIGAR: Gah! So many bees! Dirt! I'll kick it up and you blast it into them! [SAND-ATTACK]
PIDGEY: You do whatever the fuck you're gonna do; I'm just gonna fuck these bees up. [GUST]
SLAKOTH: What's going on?
ELEKID: Tom called you out of your ball--!
SLAKOTH: Are we fighting?
PIDGEY: Do you not see the fucking bees?!?
SLAKOTH: Wha--oh, those are a lot of bees.
ELEKID: Get your head in the game! Tom wants you to put that big one to sleep!
SLAKOTH: ...okay. [YAWN]
ELEKID: I think Tom has a plan, guys! Aim everything you got at the swarm around the Vespiquen! If we can open up a direct line, we can get to her! [SWIFT]
PIDGEY: FUCK YOU BEES! [GUST] Oh shit, I may or may not have hit that Umbreon that was charging the Vespiquen--
GLIGAR: I SEE AN OPENING! HYAH! [POISON STING]
GLIGAR: Now, what were you saying about an Umbre--OOF! Gah, ow!
UMBREON: Dude...NOT my fault!
SLAKOTH: Are we still fighting?
ELEKID: Yes!
SLAKOTH: Has anyone gotten hurt yet?
PIDGEY: Well, some asshole kicked up a Sandstorm and that shit's getting abrasive.
ELEKID: There are a lot of people here, and even more Pokemon. Could have been anyone.
GLIGAR: I don't think any of the bees actually hit us yet--what is she doing?
SLAKOTH: That doesn't look good.
GLIGAR: Gah! She's looking at me! Why is she looking at me?!?
ELEKID: Get out of there!
GLIGAR: My stinger is stuck in her thorax! I can't escape!
SLAKOTH: Uh oh...
GLIGAR: No! No! No! No! No--AAHHHHH!!!!!
ELEKID: Damn! Gligar is down! That's it, no more Mr. Nice-Guy--what is Kevin doing?
PIDGEY: He tried to catch the Vespiquen and missed, so what?
ELEKID: No, he threw it near the Vespiquen, but the ball almost caught something else.
PIDGEY: Whatever it was, that bitch did NOT like that he tried to catch it--
ELEKID: There! In the heart of the swarm!
PIDGEY: What the fuck is that?
ELEKID: I don't know, but Tom seems to think that's the bad-guy!
SLAKOTH: I don't see it...
ELEKID: Tom wants the two of you to distract the Vespiquen...I'll deal with that thing--Umbreon! Thanks for pulling Gligar outta there. Tom, call her back into her ball!
UMBREON: No! Tom, call her back out! I can heal her! I can use Wish! Why are you saying she's done?! But...but I can help her...*sniffle*.
PIDGEY: Hang on a second...Sand-Attack, Tom? To blind the Vespiquen? THERE'S NO SAND LEFT, ASSHOLE! What do you want me to do, fly into the Sandstorm?! Ugh, I don't...how does he...GAHHH! [Pidgey is now confused]
ELEKID: Forget the sand, then! Just...watch my back! [SHOCK WAVE]
SLAKOTH: I think that worked...the bee-lady seems to not like that when you did that. [YAWN]
PIDGEY: There's a big thing on the ceiling.
ELEKID: What?
PIDGEY: A thing...a big thing.
ELEKID: Well, Tom seems to think it's important, so head up there and try to dislodge it.
PIDGEY: How do I...okay, I...what?
ELEKID: One more good shock should take that thing out! [SHOCK WAVE]
ELEKID: I think that did it! Pidgey, how are you--?
PIDGEY: I'M FUCKING STUCK! I'M STUCK IN THE THING!
ELEKID: Well, shit. But hey, it's not like--
ELEKID: How long has that Fire Spin been raging in this room?!? GAH! THAT BIG COCOON IS CATCHING FIRE! HANG ON, PIDGEY!!
ELEKID: Oh, sixty dicks in a handbag! Of fucking COURSE!
PIDGEY: The thing is moving! The big thing is moving!
ELEKID: It's tearing open!
ELEKID: OH SHIT! EVERYBODY TAKE COVER--!
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ELEKID: Is...is everybody okay? Tom? Tom! Are you okay?! Oh...oh, this isn't good, you guys.
Pidgey is not a team player.
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