Saturday, December 13, 2014

We Need To Have A Meeting

(POV: Elekid)

Ugh...damn, that hurt.  Where am I?


Must be back in the Pokemon Center.  It's so quiet.  It must be really late...or really earlier. They must have put me into one of those healing pods.  Well, I'm feeling fine enough to get out of this thing now.

Looks like Jess's Pokemon in these other pods.  I better get them out, too.  We need to have a meeting.



Guys, start opening up Poke Balls.  I'll work on Tom and Arturo, you guys handle Jess and Kevin.  We need to have a meeting.


ELEKID:   Looks like everyone's here.  Okay guys...does anyone else feel like we've dropped the ball on the whole Mewtwo thing?


SOOT:   The what?


ELEKID:   Okay, yeah, this is what I'm talking about.


PIDGEOTTO:   I wasn't there, doesn't concern me.  Going back in the ball--


CALI:   Hey! You evolved! Remember me? I'm fully evolved now! Look, bubbles!


PIDGEOTTO:   Please stop that.


NIGHTSUN:   You...


BAGON:   You!


CEASAR:   YOU!


ELEKID:   Oh, for fuck's sake--


SHADOW:   Heehee! Heh heh heh ha ha haha!


PIDGEOTTO:   Who the fuck is this guy?!


IGNACIO:   Bread? Bread.  Bread--huh?! You evolved!?!?


SNORLAX:   Huh? Oh...yeah.


IGNACIO:   Yay! Oh, I'm so happy for you! I'm so happy, I could--oomph...I feel weird.


JOLTIK:   It's growing! GzzBzz, we must flee!


NETWORK:   My name is Network now.


JOLTIK:   The shiny sparkle-tree will always know you as GzzBzz!


IGNACIO:   Breeeeeeeaaaaaaaad huuuuuuuuug!


PIDGEOTTO:   There is a LOT of fat happening in this room.


SOOT:   ...so this Mewtwo thing?


REMY:   Yeah, so this super-powerful Psychic-type Pokemon broke out of its prison on this small island in the bay, he's not very friendly towards other Pokemon, REALLY not friendly towards humans, and Mew asked us to stop him if he attempts to attack mankind because Mew can't do anything for some reason.


SOOT:   ...'kay.


REMY:   But we can't communicate with our trainers.


ELEKID:   Aren't there Psychic-types among us? Chang?


CHANG:   I don't think I know enough about the situation at hand to be the best suited to deliver this message.  Also, I cannot communicate telepathically...so--


SOOT:   Where the hell is that Drowzee? The one in the tuxedo? We need to come up with a plan to tell the trainers about this.


ELEKID:   Well, they're all asleep now.


CALI:   I'll fix that--


CHINCHOU:   Yay! Water!


ELEKID:   Cali! No--!


EMOLGA:   Alright! I'm assuming control of this situation--


ELEKID:   SO HELP ME, I WILL NOT PUNCHING YOU IF YOU DON'T CURB THAT SHIT!


ROSES:   ROSES!

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