Gotta Save 'Em All!

(POV: Tom)

Well, we're here.  Hey, I think I see Roses and Murk, but where's Pidgey?

Oh, there he is...on the back of that huge blue Pokemon--

WOAH! Would you just look at that thing! It's huge, but it's so majestic--!

Oh my god, that thing is really badly hurt! Look at all that blood! That thing needs serious medical attention soon or something might come along and attack it in its weakened state!

Hang on, girl! I'm coming!

Oof...ugh...the terrain here is terrible! We'd never be able to get this thing onto land and back to a Pokemon Center with all these rocks and stuff here! Chinchou, go!

Chinchou, I need you to swim out to that big blue Pokemon out in the bay and convince it to come closer so we can get it help for those wounds! Go! Swim like the wind!

I can't physically bring it onto shore, and none of my Pokemon are big enough to carry it or have the ability to heal it in the water, so that leaves me with only one option: in order to save that Pokemon...

...I'm gonna have to catch it.

Dipshit

(POV: Pidgey)

Hey! Dipshit! Slow the fuck down! What's the matter with you, huh? Do you even know where the fuck you're going?! And son of bitch, we need to fucking talk about that bullshit at the hive! The fuck was that?! You just gonna fly by me and ignore me--

YOU FUCKIN' IGNORING ME NOW, ASSHOLE?! Goofy-ass, broke-ass wing, hat-head-lookin' motherfucker!

Alright, we're at the bay.  Now, look for your asshole fish friend.  Do you even know what he looks like? I'm not here to babysit your dumb ass, so don't be a fucking nimrod with--

Uh...I think I found him.  Hey, he's over here--

Hey! Blackbird! He's over--

FUCKIN' DIPSHIT! HE'S--!

Woah! What the fuck happened here?! Hey, you seein'--?

Will you stop fucking talking to that thing already?! I FOUND HIM! HE'S OVER--!

What the fuck is that?!?! Damn, that fucker's big--

Oh shit! That's where all the blood is coming from! Damn! Bitin'-ass fish and this fella must've gotten into some kinda scrap!

DIPSHIT! COME GET YOUR FISH!

LAPRAS:   Who are you calling "dipshit"?

PIDGEY:   Not you...the flying dipshit.

LAPRAS:   It's bothering me.

PIDGEY:   Yeah, sorry about that.  I'm not a big fan either.  Hey, big blue...what went down here?

LAPRAS:   You found your friend, so will you two please leave?

PIDGEY:   That fish ain't my friend.

LAPRAS:   Then why are you so interested in it?

PIDGEY:   I'm not.

LAPRAS:   You offend my sensibilities.

PIDGEY:   ...I like you.  But damn, you're pretty fucked up--oh great, the cavalry's arrived.

LAPRAS:   You're perching on my shell.

PIDGEY:   I know.  I'm fuckin' tired.

What The Fuck Was I Thinking?

That...that hurt a lot.  Where is that guy--?!

AHH! POKEMON! POKEMON STAMPEDING EVERYWHERE!! WHERE DID THEY ALL COME FROM?!?!

Remain motionless, Tom.  They won't trample you if you remain motionless--

There's that son of a bitch! Dashing through the crowd, ducking and weaving like some sort of monkey, his long mane of hair--

Oh my god! That was him! The Pokemon that sucker-punched me last night was him! Ooh, if I ever get my hands on that guy, he's gonna be in for a world of hurt!

That...that Gyarados is destroying a building.  It's destroying a building.  It's destroying a fucking building!!!!! We gotta do something! Elekid, go!

Question the Pokemon that stayed behind.  Try to figure out where the person who runs this thing is--

There he is! I see him! Tell those Pokemon to stay here, but try to find one that knows Electric-type attacks! Sir, what the hell is going on here?!

You took in these Pokemon when their trainers disappeared after the tsunami and some of them have just reverted back to a wild state from being away from their trainers for too long? The tsunami only happened like two or three days ago! Something else is going on here--

Elekid, you found a Pokemon that knows an Electric-type attack? Which one?

Okay...the purple gloopy one? Uh...okay, I'll trust you on that one.

Listen, mister, I need you to find the Poke Balls for this Grimer and for that Gyarados. I'm going to borrow this guy here to help take that monster down and when I do, you need to be there to call it back into its ball.  Do you understand?

Alright! Elekid! Grimer! Chinchou! We need to take that Gyarados down before people get hurt! CHARGE!

Wait a minute...what the fuck am I thinking?!?!?!

Chinchou! Paralyze that bad boy with Thunderwave!

Geez, it looks pissed.  What the fuck was I thinking? Chinchou, return--

Elekid! Look out!

Holy hell, this thing packs a punch! What the fuck was I thinking?!?

Elekid! Shock that thing into submission with Shock Wave! Tell Grimer to use whatever Electric-type attacks it knows!

Thunder Punch? Not bad, Grimer!

Uh oh, it's still up.  Get ready for some pain--

KECH! Sand? What the--?

Jess! Your Larvitar's Sandstorm is hurting everyone out here! Doesn't it know anything else with regard to attacks?

No? Perfect--

It's paralyzed! It can't move! Elekid, bring it down with one more Shock Wave!

Alright! We did it! But goddamn it, what the fuck was I thinking--?!

That big red turtle is smoking up the streets and blinding people who are trying to flee! We have our next target! Grimer and Elekid, return! Pinsir and Gligar, go!

Alright, ladies, dig into the ground and pop up right underneath it! Give it everything you've got!

That got him! And it's on it's back! Alright, let's synchronize this: Pinsir, you do another Dig attack, and Gligar, when you see Pinsir pop back up, you dig down.  Let's keep this thing confused and battered from all directions!

Great teamwork, ladies--!

That big blue jerk is pummeling that trolley car! It looks like  Water-type to me, so let's get the dynamic duo back out here and shock the hell out of it!

Good work, you guys, but he's still up--

Grimer's getting pounded, Elekid! Shock it and drop it!

Good job, team! Grimer, you did real good out there.  Thanks for helping out.  I'll take you back to the Daycare now--

Why are you panicking? What's the matter? You want to go back in your ball? Okay, I'll put you back in your ball.

I don't think I should use Grimer anymore...but from the looks of things, it would appear as though we've cleared out this area of immediate threats.

Daycare man, here's Grimer back.  Now, get out there and put those Pokemon back in their balls! I'll stand by and protect these ones out here.  Go, Pinsir!

Pinsir, don't let anything by here to get at these Pokemon.

That...that'll work.  Pretend you're a goalie--

Did...did anybody else hear a loud gonging noise nearby? Uh oh...something big might be coming this way...

Now I hear a lot of people; it sounds almost like a mob of some kind across the city, moving in this direction.  This isn't going to be pretty if these two things collide here--

All the Pokemon are back in their balls? Great! Jess, how are you doing? Are all your Pokemon alright?

You...you left your Carvanha...in the bay? What the hell were you doing in the bay?!

Good idea; send Roses out to put an eye in the sky.  I'll call out Pidgey and help you look for--

Or your bird can just fly on ahead at the speed of sound.  You know, whatever--

Wait...you just told your Murkrow to go find your Carvanha.  Didn't it dive headlong into the lake in the Earthen Cavern when you told it to find a Carvanha then...and almost drown itself?

Yeah, I'll bring Chinchou.  In the meantime, go Pidgey!

Keep on that Murkrow's tail! Don't let it out of your sights! Follow it to the bay! We'll be right behind you.