(POV: Elekid)
So, the balloon stops the fight with a massive wave of psychic energy and explains to us all that our trainers are nearby and safe, closer to the city of Herne, but he can't get any closer to them because "the rock is closed". Apparently, it's housing some kind of very powerful Pokemon that isn't very nice, but the fact that it's closed is...I don't know what the hell this thing was talking about. Apparently, if the rock in the bay is closed, the Pokemon escaped or is going to escape soon, but the fact that it's closed is putting up some kind of barrier that prevents Balloon from doing anything any closer to the rock. But apparently, it wants us to go into that grove and talk to a wise old Pokemon that could tell us more.
I have no idea what the fuck is going on, so could you just--
Oh, and it flew away. Awesome.
Ugh...I guess...I don't even...
Hey, what is that in the grove?
Oh, a berry tree. That might be useful.
And there's little fat guys eating them. Must mean the berries aren't poisonous. That's helpful. OH! Maybe they know the way to the bay with the rock in it! Hey, little guys! Could you tell us--?
Woah! Okay! Just...chill out, guys! We don't want the berries! I guess we're not getting the berries, then. Could you just tell us--?
NO, YOU STUPID DOG! WE DON'T WANT THE BERRIES!
Oh, fucking GREAT! Now, one is charging right at me and the dumb fucking Poochyena. Well, good luck with that one, buddy; I'm leaving.
Okay guys...remember how the balloon was telling us to go into that grove? Yeah...angry-ass midgets in the grove. Don't touch the berries. Those guys love them and they hate us.
Oh, one of the Eevees got through to them? ONE OF THE EEVEES?!?! I tried to be diplomatic as hell, but that damned dog ruined the negotiation! Fine...you go ahead and find out what the hell we need to know and I'm gonna sit here and think of a way to prevent other trainers that we might come across from catching us.
Alright, I got nothing besides making collars for ourselves, but that's gonna be a difficult task to--
Oh, the Eevee's back. What's the story?
Okay...
So, the wise old Shuckle told you that Pelipper Rock in the middle of the Bay of Goldeen was created by three very large and very shiny Pokemon with many eyes in order to imprison this other apparently evil Pokemon that wants to seriously hurt our trainers and that we have to find those Pokemon and convince them to help us defeat this imprisoned Pokemon...or something like that?
Seriously...no fucking idea what's going on, but there's two choices we have before us:
Choice One: head in this direction and try to find the three big Pokemon
Choice Two: head in that direction and try to find the trainers
Pidgey...I think we need to have a talk.
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