Listen, Dratini: whatever happened between you and Pidgey...it's over now. You aren't fighting him anymore. You try it and you'll be frozen in a heartbeat--
Why are YOU crying? What--no...I did not say that your and Arturo's relationship is over. I'm saying that the fighting is over. Okay? Stop crying...please...just stop...please, just...YOU AREN'T HELPING ANYTHING.
Oh look...more Pokemon showed up.
I know this guy...I think it's a guy? I don't know anymore.
And I know that guy, too. Okay, this is a little coincidental.
There are two of those...and I don't know either of them...
Don't know her...
Or him...
I don't know her...CHANSEYS HEAL POKEMON!
Hey, Chansey! I have an unconscious bird here...can you help me out? Thanks.
Okay guys...it's clear that we're all trained Pokemon without our trainers and a majority of us want to get back to them...so here's what I propose:
There are some mountains out in that direction. If we head up there, we can probably spot some sign of civilization and we can--
WOAH! Who is that dude and why the hell is he ranting and raving like that? Jesus dude, yes, we're lost but we're gonna be fine--
Okay, don't fucking listen. I don't care, I'm heading up to the mountains. Yes, go talk to the dog--
Wait! NO!!!!
Fuck, now they're fighting. Now EVERYONE is fighting.
You know what? Nope. No. Not getting involved. Pidgey and I are heading that way and--
And who the hell are YOU?!
(Real talk: a pink floating Pokemon appeared and had like this bubble around it. Granted, I know what I think it is and I know what YOU think it is, but there wasn't enough information given to properly define the Pokemon. For all intents and purposes, until I know what the hell it is definitively, I'm using the bubble as a reference.)
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