Guys, meet the newbies!
Don't be shy now...
JOLTIK: You're...you're all so big.
LAPRAS: Good lord, did he catch only Electric-types to spite me or something? And why am I still not in water?
EMOLGA: Greetings, sea-dweller--!
LAPRAS: Things need to stop saying that--
EMOLGA: I am Emolga, leader of the Shock Troopers of the Silver Sparky-Tree, and this is my lieutenant, Pachirisu!
PACHIRISU: Hello!
JOLTIK: Silver Sparky-Tree? I think I know that thing!
EMOLGA: As your new leader, I want to extend my fullest--
LAPRAS: Excuse me?
PINSIR: Yeah, I don't think it works that way.
EMOLGA: Of course it does! I have the most leadership experience out of all of us and--
PINSIR: I can crush you in my pinchy mouth; you do realize that, right?
PACHIRISU: How dare you speak to the captain in such a way! He is a noble and talented leader--!
SLAKOTH: I like to nap--
LAPRAS: I think you need to understand the concept of how the heirarchy works. You see, the longer you spend with that idiot Tom, the more weight your opinion has. For example, I single-handedly destroyed an entire gym of Dragon-types and--
PINSIR: I'm sorry, what? Umm, I don't think you took on that Axew, did you? No, I didn't think you did.
LAPRAS: The point is, we've all earned our stripes here by stepping up when Tom needed us, and if you want to lead anything, you better pull your own weight--
JOLTIK: Why...why did you call him an idiot?
LAPRAS: Let's...let's just say he doesn't make the smartest of choices.
PINSIR: Really? He's always been on the ball whenever I've seen him work. I mean, there was that one time in the caves where it was getting really dangerous, but--
SLAKOTH: Hey...you guys all have yellow on you.
LAPRAS: We've addressed that. We're moving on.
SLAKOTH: I like Elekid. He does nice things.
JOLTIK: There are more Electric-types?
PINSIR: Yeah, there's a few. Elekid was Tom's first Pokemon and the strongest of us--
EMOLGA: So it is he who I must overcome to become the leader!
PACHIRISU: All faith in our glorious captain!
SLAKOTH: I like to take naps--
LAPRAS: I...I honestly don't even know how you've been useful.
SLAKOTH: I yawn a lot.
LAPRAS: ...there are no words.
PINSIR: Don't piss that guy off. I've seen what they turn into and they can be pretty nasty.
SLAKOTH: I get bigger...
JOLTIK: Some day, I shall be big as well!
LAPRAS: So, great. You've met us.
PINSIR: We shall fight fiercely together!
PACHIRISU: I like the fighting part--!
EMOLGA: Just remember who you take orders from...me--!
LAPRAS & PINSIR: Tom!
JOLTIK: I'm okay with that--
SLAKOTH: Tom!
LAPRAS: You can't just chime in after we've done the whole unison thing. It makes you look like an idiot--
SLAKOTH: I like naps.
LAPRAS: ...literally...no words.
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