I think that went fairly well.
You guys can stay out. Come meet the rest of the crew!
Say hello, everyone!
PACHIRISU: The demon! Destroyer of our homes!
EMOLGA: You! You and your blue friend were the ones who defeated my battalion!
GLISCOR: Hey, you started that fight. Not my fault you couldn't finish it--
CHINCHOU: Be not upset with us, new friends, for we are now your new family, and with us comes your new home. Welcome!
JOLTIK: Please don't sting me, demon. Also, is anyone else panicking about the giant thing right in front of us?
SNORLAX: Y'all are tiny.
CHINCHOU: No one is going to sting anyone. We are all friends here--
GLISCOR: Also, not a demon...but not opposed to the nickname. Demon...demon...demon--
PACHIRISU: Do you taunt us, demon?
EMOLGA: We will suffer no indignities from you, demon.
GLISCOR: I'm...I'm just gonna keep my mouth shut and let you do the talking.
CHINCHOU: Perhaps that is wise. I don't know what the others have told you, but if Tom is somehow unable to command you, we default to Elekid--
GLISCOR: Then probably me, since he's been--
CHINCHOU: What happened to keeping your mouth shut?
PACHIRISU: Yes, silence yourself, demon!
GLISCOR: I'm gonna let that slide because deep down, you know what kind of pain I can bring upon you, and Tom told us to be nice--
CHINCHOU: And that is what we do, my electric brothers...obey Tom and all will be as it should be. He will not mistreat you and he will not allow you to be mistreated. Trust in Tom, and all shall be well.
JOLTIK: The big blue one told us Tom was an idiot.
CHINCHOU: Don't listen to Lapras. Lapras is a dick--did you fall asleep?
SNORLAX: Sorry...is anybody else really hungry?
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