Meet 'N' Greet, Part Five

Umm...so, it occurs to me that many of the Pokemon I've just caught were thanks to Gliscor, so maybe that's why they all seem a little jumpy around her.  Well, not to worry anymore about that, since she's seen all of the newcomers.

Luckily, these guys have never met any of my other Pokemon, so this should go over fairly well.

Alright guys, last round of meet-and-greet!

LAPRAS:   Now, this is more like it.  A Flying-type, a Dragon-type, and a potential Ground-type.  Now, this I like--and a Bagon! Oh, this is too good!

BAGON:   What is that supposed to mean?!

LAPRAS:   Eh, I wouldn't worry about it.  Welcome aboard.

PINSIR:   Now you're getting all chummy with the new guys, Lapras? What's the deal?

PINSIR:   I said don't worry about it...but let's just say that I'm feeling very confident in my...authority.

NIDORAN:   I don't know what that means...

VULLABY:  Type-advantage.

NIDORAN:   Well, I know a good Fighting-type move, so that should be good against Ice-types and Normal-type...and I'm a Poison-type, so I'll be really solid against a Bug-type that knows Fighting-type moves...so maybe take your foot out your mouth before I put mine in there?

PINSIR:   Ho! I like this one! Listen to him talk about his kickin' foots! I'm gonna call you Foots from now on!

LAPRAS:   Excuse me, but whose side are you on exactly?

PINSIR:   I'm still a little pissed about that defeating-Prodiga-single-handed shit.

SLAKOTH:   A mean candle burned my house down.

VULLABY:   That...that sounds horrible.

BAGON:   When I take to the skies, there shall be none safe from my fiery judgment!

PINSIR:   I'm starting to get a bad feeling about this one right here--

BAGON:   My lineage is noble and pure! Soon, you shall all rue your lack of deference!

VULLABY:   Didn't I see you get knocked down a damned chimney by something without legs just a few days ago--?

BAGON:   Silence, bird! You are never to speak of that incident! Such is the spark that lit the ever-burning flames of my vengeance!

SLAKOTH:   There was a lot of smoke in my house.  Probably from all the fire.

LAPRAS:   ...I should have never swam into the bay.