I think that's about everyone, I guess. I think it's time to--
Nurse Joy? Is...is everything okay?
I see. Well, thanks for everything you've done to help Pidgey through this unfortunate episode. I guess we'll just have to wait out the psychological effects naturally. Thanks again.
Well, I guess now that I've got Elekid and Pidgey back, I suppose I should let them in on the developments.
Okay, guys. I know we've been through some tough times recently, but we've managed to pull through, and I for one think we're all the stronger for going through them. Now, I've got six new Pokemon that I'd like you guys to meet. They've already met Snorlax, Lapras, Chinchou, Slakoth, Pinsir, and Gliscor--
Oh, Elekid, Gligar evolved, by the way. She looks great.
Anyway, since you two have been with me the longest, I think it's only fitting that you two should get to talk to them last.
Now, I know I've ready that you should never battle with more than six Pokemon out at a given time, since that takes too much of a mental toll on the trainer, but I think if I can just let the new guys out along with Elekid and Pidgey for a short while and not try to issue any commands, then I think we should be alright. Let's try it.
Fellas...meet the new recruits.
New guys...meet the real veterans.
ELEKID: Wow...you've, uh...you've been pretty busy, haven't you, Tom?
PACHIRISU: Captain! This must be the Elekid!
EMOLGA: Elekid! We meet at last!
ELEKID: Yes, I...I suppose we do?
EMOLGA: So, you are the one proclaiming to be the leader of this human's team?
ELEKID: Woah, when did I say this? Did I say this? Pidgey, did I ever--?
PIDGEY: Don't you look me in the eye, you little shit! I will eat you! I will eat your whole fucking self and I will shit out your heart!
JOLTIK: *whimpering*
ELEKID: Fuck, man! Could you, like, tone the whole sociopath thing down a bit? I know you're going through some sort of episode, but--
PIDGEY: That piss-dick asshole got me fucking hopped up on some sort of fucking drug spray he made that he made, I'm tweaking so bad I'm almost taking flight!
VULLABY: Well, I suppose that's more evidence for the Tom-is-an-idiot pile.
PIDGEY: I like this bitch. You a cute bitch, too--
ELEKID: Alright, let me get one thing straight for all of you: Tom may not make the smartest of choices, but damn it, his heart is bigger than most of the trainers we've come across. If he didn't make stupid, dangerous, self-destructive decisions, I'd be dead by now.
VULLABY: I'm sorry, but did he just call me "bitch"?
ELEKID: Don't pay attention to that asshole--
PIDGEY: Fuckin' excuse me?!?!
ELEKID: You are an asshole.
PIDGEY: Still...go fuck yourself...because fuck you--
EMOLGA: Why should we trust you as our leader?
PACHIRISU: Yes! Answer the important questions!
ELEKID: I'm only going to say this one time and one time only, so you better listen up--calm down, he's not going to eat you.
JOLTIK: Angry bird scare me.
ELEKID: You want to know who the real leader is?
EMOLGA: Reveal your secrets!
PACHIRISU: Tell us what you know!
BAGON: When I reach my final form, I shall rule over all--!
ELEKID: That man right there. The one covered in cuts and bruises, bandages and stitches, smiling at us because he believes in his heart that everything he went through...all the pain he endured, was worth it to get this far. Now, I've been dragged through what seemed like miles of jagged earth, I've nearly been eviscerated, and I've done it all for that man right there. So, if you wonder why I get the respect I do from the others, it's because of what I'm willing to sacrifice for him.
PACHIRISU: ...you said you got to be leader because you could get to the top of the Silver Sparky-Tree the fastest.
EMOLGA: I am a natural born leader! If you do not want the responsibilities, I'll be happy to--
ELEKID: I don't give a damn if you want to call yourself the leader. Go ahead, be my guest; however, if I so much as hear that you laid a hand on Tom, Fly-Boy, I will drop you like a bad habit. I've fried a whole lake of Carvanha and I've shattered a Larvitar in half with my bare hands. Don't think I won't take my frosted fist and ram it so far up your ass they'll swear you're using Ice Beam. Is that understood.
EMOLGA: ...yessir.
PACHIRISU: Yessir.
NIDORAN: I'm willing to do my part.
ELEKID: Good, because everyone has something to contribute to this team, and I'm not about to sit by and watch as someone doesn't pull their own weight. You train hard, you fight hard, and you win or lose with all your effort behind it.
JOLTIK: I like the Elekid. I don't like the Pidgey--
PIDGEY: Furry little fuck-face, I will rape you in the eyes--
VULLABY: You have some serious anger issues.
PIDGEY: I have been on drugs for the passed twenty-four hours!
ELEKID: And you...
BAGON: What do you want from me?
ELEKID: Don't think I don't recognize you from the mountains.
BAGON: And I remember you. You walked with him...the serpent--
ELEKID: Yeah...and I still do, from time to time. If you don't like it, tough. We work together, not just with ourselves, but with other trainers. You want to go off and get your revenge on Nightsun for kicking your ass on the mountains? Be better than him. Fight along side him and show him what you're capable of...intimidate him.
BAGON: Why would I not destroy him when I soonest have the chance?
ELEKID: Because he's one of the strongest of our allies that I've ever fought, and we need him if we're going to find out what's been going on with this whole Mewtwo thing.
NIDORAN: I...um...what?
VULLABY: What?
JOLTIK: This, too, confuses me.
ELEKID: Oh, crap. I should probably have told the other Pokemon about this--
PIDGEY: What the fuck is a Mewtwo?!?!
ELEKID: You know what? I'll save that for another time.
PIDGEY: Bitch, you know what a Mewtwo is?
VULLABY: ...I don't like the Pidgey either, Joltik.
JOLTIK: Yay!
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