Jeez, what a disaster area! It almost looks like a meteor hit this place, what with all the burning...oh, and the massive hole in the ground. It looks like it goes to a cellar, but I can't be sure; it's way too dark to see anything--
Wait! I know the perfect Pokemon to light up that dark hole! Go, Chinchou!
What's around you, Chinchou? What's down there?
Well, it's definitely a basement. There's a lot of rubble, but I think I can see a stairway leading--
What the hell are those things? Are those Houndour? I mean, they're unconscious, but I don't want to wake them up. Chinchou, return--
Did anyone else hear that? Howling, shouting...it almost sounds like a battle is going on nearby--
KEVIN! Oh, shit! We gotta do something; we could go upstairs and risk having the floor collapse under us, we can't go any further on this floor without trying to leap over the hole in the ground, and we could try to explore the cellar. I mean, I'm out of ideas at this point. Nidoran, Meditite...you have any opinions or preferences?
You want to go down? Okay...Meditite--?
...I guess you're looking down? Okay...well, there seems to be a lot of spiky debris down there, so I'm not just jumping down there--
But shit, that means I'm gonna have to try to leap over the pit and find the staircase down. Ugh...okay. Let's give it a shot. Take a few steps back, a few deep breaths...
...
...
...
...I hate my life.
GO!
HEEYAAAAAAAAH--!
OOMPH!
Alright...I didn't quite make the jump, but I caught the edge of the hole so that I could lower myself down more gently, so I'm happy about that at least. Meanwhile...
Chinchou, get back out here and Bubble everything...just to be safe.
Great. That should keep things less deadly. Nidoran, Chinchou...I don't know what we're going to be facing when we find that battle, but I want you to have Bubble and Double Kick ready at the drop of a hat, is that understood--?
Wait...
...
...
...did I just hear something squawk, "Roses!"? Oh, shit! It's not Kevin...it's Jess that's in the battle--!
I knew she'd go to the house!
I found the stairs, guys! Let's do this!
Holy crap, what is going on here--?!
Jess! Arturo?! What the--?!
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Gah! Nice doggie...
Uh oh! Lot's of doggies!
Bubble! Double Kick! BUBBLE KICK!!!!
Wow, your Riolu really seems to be cleaning house, Arturo! And your Phanpy looks like it's gotten a lot tougher, too! Let's see if we can get in on the fun!
Keep those attacks coming boys! Pummel away--!
A Corphish? Juanita?! But how--?
Kevin! Now it's a party!
Also, on an unrelated note...
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!?!?!
JESS: I caught a Houndour!
TOM: You found all of the Houndour ever!
JESS: Oh, well excuse me, Mister I-Have-To-Climb-A-Dangerous-Mountain-With-Zero-Mountaineering-Experience-To-Catch-A-Bagon!
TOM: I caught like seven other Pokemon besides that!
Great shot, Anubis! That one sent that Houndour flying through those barricaded double doors!
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...why were those doors barricaded?
And why did the other Houndour stop attacking?
And why is it so silent?
That...that can't be good.
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...
...we're all going to die here in this fucking house.
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