Okay, so that one group of newbies met everyone except Elekid and Pidgey, so they're good for now.
Fresh batch of new faces coming your way, guys.
Alrighty guys, meet Gliscor, Chinchou, and Snorlax!
BAGON: You again?! How dare you brazenly display your flight before me after such an undeserved victory, you purple nightmare!
VULLABY: What exactly did I do to warrant getting attacked? I was sitting on my perch, pecking at some bones, then wham! I'm not so much mad, but I'm curious as to what I did to deserve this.
CHINCHOU: You just cannot make a good first impression, can you?
GLISCOR: Look, this shit is not my fault!
NIDORAN: I got mauled by a bear...and my nose itches.
SNORLAX: You smell kinda like honey, little purple rabbit thing. I like honey.
NIDORAN: If you try to eat me, I will kick your throat all the way down.
CHINCHOU: No one is eating anyone--
BAGON: When I transcend to my final form, I shall devour you all, after I flay the skin from the serpent from the mountains!
GLISCOR: Woah, that...that is way uncalled for.
CHINCHOU: We have no quarrel with you, prince of dragons. We hope to one day see you in your strongest form, and as we shall grow together, I hope you will come to know us as your family.
BAGON: My family are terrors of the sky, rulers of the mountain!
GLISCOR: Little rock-head...chill out. Take a deep breath in...and out...and calm the fuck down--
CHINCHOU: You need to not be talking right now. You aren't helping.
GLISCOR: ...I'll give him ruler of the sky--
CHINCHOU: Stop!
NIDORAN: Will you stop staring at me?!?
SNORLAX: Huh, wha--? Oh...
CHINCHOU: Just...go back to sleep. I'm already assuming the role of ambassador, so--
SNORLAX: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
CHINCHOU: I miss the Elekid.
NIDORAN: My nose is still itchy.
VULLABY: You still haven't answered my question--
GLISCOR: Tom apparently wanted you on the team. You're the first Dark-type I've seen on the team, so if I attacked you and you didn't attack first, then Tom must have thought you were a valuable asset.
VULLABY: Oh...okay. That makes sense, I suppose. Thanks?
BAGON: That must mean I was exceptionally valuable!
GLISCOR: Yeah...let's go with that.
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