Wiggle Wiggle Break: An Iridescent Adventure: Many Questions

Now that the collector's been discharged safely, we need to find Doc as soon as possible so that he can perform the hard fix. Let's go Elekid--

Oh wait...you don't fit down the ladder anymore, do you? Okay then, return!

JESS: Must find Doc! Must find Zoroark! Must find egg!

CLEM: Egg? Oh! Do do you mean this egg?

Holy shit, is that Jess's egg?! Where the hell did you get that?!

JESS: That's my egg!

CLEM: Wait! What kind of egg is it?

JESS: ...it's a Larvitar egg--

CLEM: Okay! Here ya go!

JESS: Oh...thank you. Umm, I don't know if I should be carrying this around here yet. I don't want it getting damaged.

TOM: I mean, if it helps, I can take my coat back from you and give you a little bit more room to store it.

CLEM: Why don't you hold onto the egg?

TOM: Clem, if I hold that egg, I guarantee you something is gonna hit me really hard right in the egg. Trust me, we're all better off if I don't touch it.

CLEM: Okay. Well, I can hold onto it until it's safe. I watched over it for you. That one tried to say it was his.

TOM: Kevin?

JESS: ...why did you say it was yours, Kevin?

KEVIN: Because this chick is crazy.

JESS: Why is she crazy--?

TOM: Is that a metal pipe covered in glitter? I have many questions.

KEVIN: Arturo and I found her in the Super Training room. Sounds like she held out there while the Zoroark were running around the plant killing folks.

JESS: We need to keep her safe! We need to find a place to put her!

ARTURO: Or! You know...we could leave her?

TOM: What is this pipe also why?

CLEM: They're Dark-types! So, I covered it in bug webs and fairy dust!

TOM: ...many questions--is that a Joltik?

JESS: Why does everyone have a fucking Joltik?!

TOM: Wait, where's my Joltik??

CLEM: I caught it when I was in Unova, but I'm originally from Kalos.

JESS: So that means you can speak and write in French, right?

CLEM: Oh, did you find my notes?

TOM: Ohhhhh nooooooooo...

CLEM: What have you found? Did anyone else get out?!

JESS: We found one worker named Sam in the Pokemon Center, but we didn't find anyone else yet.

CLEM: We need to find Doc! He's the only one who can fix this, but he's in there with them. He's been acting strangely the last time I saw him...I'm afraid he might have been hypnotized.

TOM: We may need to science the shit out of this place in order to get out safe, but we need to find Doc, punch him, and get the hell out of here--hey, that's my Joltik on Anubis!

GRRZAPBRRZAP: Tree-name!

TOM: Well, that's awfully convenient--Jess, where are you going?

JESS: You said the computer room was on the other side of this door up ahead, right? I'm gonna kill some fucking Zoroark.

TOM: Do not try to go up there alone! The last time you went off alone, you were nearly killed. I know, I was there.

JESS: So what do you want to do?

TOM: If we all go through that door, we need to go in guns a-blazing.

ARTURO: Agreed.

JESS: Okay! Sheila, turn into Judgment! Destruction, you should--oh...umm...hi, my name's Jess, I'm your trainer, and this is Judgment and Sheila. Okay, ready!

Joltik, you can go ahead and rest on my shoulders and provide support. Electivire and Gliscor are gonna be the vanguard for this team's portion of the assault. Arturo's getting his Pokemon ready, and Kevin is...

...Adams?

ADAMS! Do NOT open that door yet! We need to come up with a plan! Step one is just gonna be opening the door. Then, we survey. If we're attacked, we send out everyone and--