Friday, October 25, 2013

Okay! New Plan!

(POV: Tom Cedar)


Kevin! What did you find up there? What's going on--?

Three survivors?! That's great...but how do you intend on getting them down the stairs and out to safety when the stairs have pretty much been blown apart and there's a significant-sized hole in the middle of the floor with jagged debris two stories beneath you?

Network? Who is Network--?


Oh! Ooooooh, I get it! "Network" as in an electrical network, and "network" as in work with a net...because it's like a little spider...and it can make webs...which are like nets.

You're clever.


That looks pretty handy.  When I reach a PC, I should get my own Joltik out so that I can see what kind of other stuff the little fella can do.


Alright, the web is solid on this end! Throw the apprentices over and we'll help them up and out!

Good! Nice and steady now...

Okay, they're in the clear.  Now, Kevin...what did you see up there?

"You tell me?" I don't know what you saw, Kevin! You were the one up there! Did you see anything?!

You saw nothing?! We still have absolutely no idea what kind of ghost is up there and what kind of--

Well, wait...maybe our Pokemon saw something.  Who knows? Maybe they can see things that we can't--


...we still have a Silph Scope, don't we?

Okay! New plan! Now that we know what we're kind of up against, let's get these guys back into town and get them medical attention.  Afterwards, we can finally let the authorities know what exactly has been happening here...at least we can tell them as much as we know, which is more than they've been going on thus far.  If we have to go back in here and clear this mess out ourselves, I say we use our time to heal up our Pokemon and form teams best suited to deal with a ghost infestation...because let's face it: there's probably as many ghosts in there as there were Houndour, and there's probably something controlling them, too.  I'll see what I can do about fixing the Silph Scope, and that way, we can see for ourselves what we're up against.  Who knows, I might even be able to synch up my Pokedex to the Silph Scope so that we can instantly identify the ghosts if they're actually Pokemon.


Let's just try to get all this done before night falls.  I was very hesitant about going in there the first time, and I'm even more hesitant to go in there again...but going into a haunted and fire-damaged house is far beyond even my sensibilities.


Also, let's try not to start shit on the bike path, okay? It's our best way back into town and I don't need to get into a fistfight.

...not that anyone in this group has displayed a penchant for punchy violence or anything like that.

I'm Not Scared


(POV: Gliscor)


Pidgey, I'm here! Tom sent me up here to save you when he heard a commotion--


Jeez, what's wrong with you? You look like you've seen a ghost--


AHH FLYING WOOD!!! WE MUST FLEE!!!


I got you, Pidgey! Don't worry! Everything's going to be okay--


KEVIN, LOOK OUT! I'M CAREENING TOWARDS YOU--!


...I'm sorry, Kevin.

We need to get out of here! What do we do?!


Nightsun! Alright, we have some cover!


The Twister is up! Now's our chance! Let's get outta here and close the door behind us!

Pidgey, you okay?


...sure you are!


There! At the base of the stairs! It's Tom and the others! Tom, what should we do--?

...Kevin says there are hurt people up here? I mean, we didn't see anything--

But, if you want us to follow Kevin around while he looks for them...okay.


Let's just...not stay in here longer than we have to, okay?


I mean...I'm not scared or anything.



No really...I'm fine...

Can...can we just forget about the people and get out of here, please--?


Is that...is that a body?! IS HE DEAD?!?! SOMEONE CHECK IF HE'S DEAD?!?!


HOW IS THIS NOT PHASING YOU?!?!


Uh oh...did anyone else feel that? It was like a little gust of wind, and there's no breeze anywhere--

And it's getting darker.  Oh no.  Oh no, it's here.  Whatever that was back there, it's here now!


The wind is picking up and Kevin hasn't even noticed this yet! Kevin, we need to leave! Kevin! KEVIN, WE NEED TO LEAVE--!

They're alive?! Uh oh, that must mean we're making it angry by moving them!


I don't have to see it, but I DO have to protect Kevin and the others! Show yourself and I'll cut you something fierce! Come on! Do it!


Pidgey! You feel it, too? Thank goodness! Kevin and his team are getting the injured out of here; we need to keep the ghost at bay if it tries to interfere--


AHHHHHHHHHH!!!! PIDGEY!!! THERE IT IS!!!!


CHAAAAAAARGE!!!! HEEEYAAH!!!!


TAKE THAT! AND THAT! AND THAT--!

It's retreating! It's fading back into the wall--!


It's...a Pokemon? Wait! Why are you doing this?! Who sent you here--?

Ugh...what's happening to me.  I don't...I don't feel so good.  I feel...almost hollow.

Kevin and his Pokemon got the people out; Pidgey...we need to go.

Motherfucker, I STARTED This Fight!

(POV: Pidgey)


Where the fucking hell am I? Ugh, my head...


What the fuck are you yammering on about now? Normal-type, Ghost-type, what the fuck is this shit?! Will you just speak fucking English please--?!


Did you just use the term "meat-shield", you insensitive prick--?!

YES, I KNOW WHAT A FUCKING MEAT-SHIELD IS--


HEY, WILL YOU KEEP IT DOWN UP THERE?!?! MY HEAD IS THROBBING AND YOU'RE UP THERE MAKING A FUCKING--

I SAID CUT THAT SHIT OUT!

Oh, you want to go, motherfucker?!


It's fucking GO TIME!!!


Fuck you!

Fuck your mother!

AND FUCK THIS HOUSE!!!


BAM! Right through your fucking floor! Now, where are you, ya shit?!


There's nobody up here? Am I losing my fucking mind? Alright, I'm turning around and going back down the--


WOAH! Who the fuck is throwing two-by-fours?!? WHO THE FUCK IS THROWING TWO-BY-FOURS?!?

And while we're at it, who's making the rest of that wood debris float in the air like--?

Oh shit.


FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU!

I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU ARE, BUT FUCK YOU ANYWAY--!!


The hell are you doing up here?


Alright, the motherfucking cavalry! Let's take this son of a bitch on--!

Rescue me? Motherfucker, I started this fight! Get in here and help me kick some ass--!


AWW, SHIT! That fuckin' hurt! What the hell--?


Oh...right.  Alright then, Mr. Tall-Dark-And-Convenient, let's get my dumb ass outta here--


HOLY SHIT! DID THE FLOOR JUST EXPLODE?!? What the fuck was that?!?


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...KEVINGETMETHEFUCKOUTOFHEREGODDAMNITIJUSTSHITEVERYWHERE!!!!!