Ugh...why is it so bright in here--?
WHAT AM I DOING OUTSIDE?! WHAT IS MY BED DOING OUTSIDE?!?!
Who the hell are you?!
Oh...is the battle happening now? Great.
You know, you could have just woken me up. What time is it?
I could have sworn you said this would happen around noon. Ugh...fine. Let's get it over with.
Alright...Josh sends out his Tauros. Okay, Erik, what do you have--?
NOPE. NOPE. NUH UH. I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU GOT ONE OR WHY, BUT FUCK THIS. FUCK THIS. I'M OUT. IF THIS THING SETS THE POKEMON CENTER ON FIRE--
YEP. YEP, I'M OUT.
Jess, we need to go. Erik has a Litwick and something is going to explode. Did you end up catching either of those bugs, by the way?
I mean, if you want to pigeonhole yourself into the Dark-type thing, the more power to you, but I just think--
You know what, we should probably talk about this while walking--
Running. We should be running.
Good luck, Erik! Hope everything turns out good!
Let's get the fuck outta here and into the gym where it's safe.
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