I Didn't Break It

I caught a Chinchou! Oh, that's great! Now, I have a Water-type to help me out when I challenge Tara for the gym badge! Things are coming up Cedar--!

Can we please get the fuck out of this cave?! Thank you!

Alrighty, now that we're--

Uh oh...I have seven Pokemon on me now.  I guess I have to set up a PC account now and put one away.  Let's see...

I don't ever want to be without Elekid by my side...

I'm gonna need to keep Pidgey with me in order to win him over...

I just caught that Chinchou, so I should probably let it get to know me a bit...

I promised Munchlax we would go to the hives...

Slakoth is really handy since most people either overlook him or just plain not notice him at all...

And Gligar should be evolving any minute, since it's getting to be night soon...

So, I guess that means...

Sorry, girl.  You're really very helpful, but with Josh still on the prowl, you may need to take a bit of a break in the computer for a while.  You know, at least until he stops trying to steal you.  Don't worry, though...I'll swap you back in to train you as soon as we're done in Chloris.

Now...

What the fuck is this thing? It looks kind of familiar.  Hey Arturo, do you think you can make something out of this?

Silph Co.? Well that's--

Wait a minute! Are you telling me we found the prototype Silph Scope that Team Rocket stole almost a decade ago? The one Red had to recover from the Celadon Game Corner? Holy hell, that settles it! Something definitely is going on around here! Especially since by the looks of this, it hasn't been in the water for very long...maybe just a few days or so.  Actually, Elekid might be able to put some juice into this thing and get it working again.  Give it a shot, buddy!

What? No, you see...the smoke is...

Well...I mean clearly the thing needs to dry out a bit first before we try to power it back up.  That's why it's smoking.  Not because of Elekid.  Trust me, I'm an electrical engineer.  I know these things.

Let's just...put this thing away and not touch it anymore.  Arturo, would you mind putting it into your PC box? I mean, if need be, you could just send it to your dad and maybe he could make some sense out of it...or fix it...or whatever.  It probably just needs to dry off.  I didn't break it.

Well, if that's all said and done, I have a promise to keep to my Munchlax.  Also, has anyone heard anything from Kevin?

So, you got a text from him, Arturo? He's checking out the hives! Great, we can meet him there--

Hang on, how long ago was that text?

Oh...shit, we might have to hurry on over there.  Who knows what might have happened to him!

Alright, let's see...beehives...beehives...does anybody know where the beehives are on this damn farm?! I mean, if it's such a big attraction, shouldn't they make it really easy to find--?

...like a giant honey-colored dome? I was just going to say that! I mean, to be fair, that fellow over there was blocking my view--

Oh GODDAMN IT! COME ON! EVERYWHERE I FUCKING GO--!

Say, did anybody else hear that loud crashing noise...like someone being thrown through the wall of a giant geodesic beehive onto asphalt?

Well, I called it.  Someone was definitely just thrown through the wall of that geodesic beehive.  And so was his Skarmory--

Oh, fuck us, that was Kevin, wasn't it?