Woah, that was a close one!
Nice use of the emergence tackle, Mr. Adams. I would definitely be fond of keeping these doors closed for the moment...at least until we come up with a plan.
JESS! GET OVER HERE! I FOUND ANGRY TERRIBLE THINGS THAT THROW WOOD!
Unless you have any objections, Kevin, I'm going to assume that this room here is the nexus of paranormal activity. If it isn't, this has got to be the way to get to it--
A headquarters, you say? Oh, that's right, you were up here before. If you noticed a locked door while you were in this room here, that might be where all this spooky nonsense is originating; if we get into that room, we can stop it. If it's all some kind of illusion, we can break it. If it's a genuine horrible spectral abomination, then...well, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it.
I'm ready to break this door down. Get your hitters out, folks. Kevin, if you head for that door and bust it down, Jess and I will run interference and give you as much cover as we can,
Let's do this, guys. Charge!
Release the fury, Kevin--!
What?! Kevin's Poke Ball stopped in mid-air? What's going on here?! Joltik, power the Silph Scope!
Oh holy hell, arms made of shadow. Shadow arms...emerging from underneath the door! Kevin, we need to restrain those hands! We need to hit the gap in the door with Sand Attacks and Spider Webs! If we create an opening, we can go straight for the door and break it down! Now, attack!
It appears to be working! All right, team...bull rush the door! Full force--!
Kevin, are you playing Godsmack on your phone--? Never mind; if it works for you, it works for me. Charge! Watch out for the debris!
The door is giving! We need to hit it harder--!
That's the spirit, Pidgey! You broke through! Everyone, take a note from the tiny bird of hate! Hate the door and attack!
Oof! Well...that will do it--
I...I think I found the culprit behind all this ghost stuff? This doesn't look like a ghost, though. It doesn't even look like it's all that dangerous.
It's just holding its little dolly and looking terrified. I wonder what the Pokedex has to say about this.
Clefable? That's definitely not a Ghost-type Pokemon. What's going on here?
Hey there, little fella...what's up? What are you doing here in this house? Do you remember the man who used to live here? You do? Do you know--?
Kevin, that's not exactly productive--
What happened here, little buddy?
Oh...that's...a nice dolly...I guess--
You want us to have the dolly? Did the dolly do something bad? You seem pretty desperate to get rid of that thing. You know, you don't have to keep it if you don't want.
Me? Oh no, I couldn't possible take that doll from you. I'm much too tired from knocking that door down. See, even my Slakoth is tired. He's yawning.
Slakoth, you better get what I'm trying to tell you here--
YES! See, he's so sleepy. And...you're sleepy, too...aren't you...?
It's asleep. Slakoth, go grab that doll.
Also, I know this is probably a bad time for this, but is anyone going to call dibs on this Clefable? Because I'm thinking about it--
Okay, Kevin. We'll decide who get's it after we've cleared this house of--
Slakoth? You fell asleep now? Come on over here, little guy. Wake up and try to grab that doll--
WOAH! EASY! CALM DOWN! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU--?!
Clefable?
Alright, it's Silph Scope time.
That shadow...it's...odd. This is no Clefable. I better get Snorlax at the ready.
All right, pinky. Things are about to get very ugly very quickly if you don't--
GAH! What the hell was that?! A black ball of energy just shot out from the bed and into my chest! That does it, little guy--! And everything is floating now. Yep, we definitely found our culprit. Well, if you're a Ghost-type, you're gonna hate this: Emolga, use Pursuit!
That...that barely did anything. How did it resist that attack? Emolga hit is square in the back--
EMOLGA, NO! Where did that shadow-fist come from?! I--
Kevin's Joltik just used Thunder Wave on the bed...and it screamed? Oh my god...it actually is a Clefable...but it must be possessed by something in the bed! Great thinking, Kevin--
...why did you punch your Meditite in the face? I...I am not going to pretend to understand you.
We need to exorcise that bed! Pidgey, Sand Attack! Joltik, give another Thunder Wave!
Reaver! Kevin's Poochyena just grabbed the dolly! Excellent! Now we can attack the bed directly; Bagon, go! Bite that bed where you think you'll do the most damage!
Damn, the Clefable blew everyone off the bed! It's trying to create some space for itself--
What...what is that?
Sneasel's Icy Wind is hitting Clefable and it's shadow...but they're both flinching differently? Jess, what is this thing?
"Gengar: the shadow Pokemon."
Guys, this isn't a possession...it's a tag-team.
You got a song for this, Kevin?
Actually, don't answer that.
...but does anybody want dibs on the Gengar?
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