Thursday, January 23, 2014

This MY House!

(POV: Pidgey)


I am...fucking...seething.


Fat-ass! I'm trapped! Move your motherfucking leg or so help me I will burrow under your skin and use you as a fucking house! 


Ah, well, it's about fucking time! You collapsed the entire bed AND sent us crashing through the floor and--

Why the fuck are you vibrating?


SWEET TITS ON FUCK! WHAT DID YOU--?!


YOU FLEW THROUGH THE FUCKING CEILING! FIRST THE FLOOR, THEN THE CEILING--!

Fuck a dick, he's gonna have to come down, isn't he?


Shit shit shit shit--SHIT!


Good fucking grief! What in the fuck did you do?! Did that come out of your ass, you nasty fucking--?!


Oh, I fuckin' see how it is, cheap-shottin'-ass bitch--!


A String Shot?


Way to join the party, fuzzball.  Didn't even realize your ass was in that helmet--

--the fuck is a gzzbzz?


You ain't going anywhere now, motherfucker! You ain't learn from that ass-whoopin' you got upstairs, huh?


You gon' learn today.  You gon' learn to-DAY!


Now you done learned.  Now you KNOW! Now you--!


Oh...


Oh, what? You runnin' now? YOU RUNNIN' NOW?! That's right! Get the fuck out this house! This is my house now, bitch! MY house!


...this my house.


What in the--Tom, you ain't catchin' this motherfucker! You catch this thing, I'll fucking kill ya.


Yeah, you missed, and you're gonna let his bitch-ass run, Tom! That's right, I said it.  I called that shit, too.


Cuz this MY house!

Now then...what in the fuck is going on?

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