(POV: Pidgey)
I am...fucking...seething.
Fat-ass! I'm trapped! Move your motherfucking leg or so help me I will burrow under your skin and use you as a fucking house!
Ah, well, it's about fucking time! You collapsed the entire bed AND sent us crashing through the floor and--
Why the fuck are you vibrating?
SWEET TITS ON FUCK! WHAT DID YOU--?!
YOU FLEW THROUGH THE FUCKING CEILING! FIRST THE FLOOR, THEN THE CEILING--!
Fuck a dick, he's gonna have to come down, isn't he?
Shit shit shit shit--SHIT!
Good fucking grief! What in the fuck did you do?! Did that come out of your ass, you nasty fucking--?!
Oh, I fuckin' see how it is, cheap-shottin'-ass bitch--!
A String Shot?
Way to join the party, fuzzball. Didn't even realize your ass was in that helmet--
--the fuck is a gzzbzz?
You ain't going anywhere now, motherfucker! You ain't learn from that ass-whoopin' you got upstairs, huh?
You gon' learn today. You gon' learn to-DAY!
Now you done learned. Now you KNOW! Now you--!
Oh...
Oh, what? You runnin' now? YOU RUNNIN' NOW?! That's right! Get the fuck out this house! This is my house now, bitch! MY house!
...this my house.
What in the--Tom, you ain't catchin' this motherfucker! You catch this thing, I'll fucking kill ya.
Yeah, you missed, and you're gonna let his bitch-ass run, Tom! That's right, I said it. I called that shit, too.
Cuz this MY house!
Now then...what in the fuck is going on?
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