OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!

Damn...everything looks different during the day.  If only I had some sunglasses, maybe that would help me imagine it was night--

OW! Jeez, what the hell just hit me?

Oh, okay, little birdie...prepare to be fricasseed! Elekid--!

Woah, what's moving behind me--?

GAH! Let go of my arm, you little bastard--!

OW! My head! Elekid, fry that son of a bitch!

Good! Now, kick this thing off of me and give it a swift Ice Punch square in its big sucky face!

Yeah! That'll teach you to--

Shit.  This can't be good.

OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! Elekid, get outta there! You're getting pelted! Go, Pidgey!

Gust these fuckers until they can't--

OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! Cut that shit out! Pidgey! Try to use Gust to blow those friggin' bullet seeds away from us! They're lined up like a firing squad, so we need to get in line with them or we're sitting ducks!

That worked pretty well! Keep it up and just--

OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! THAT'S IT! PINSIR! SLAKOTH! GET OUT HERE AND FUCK THESE BASTARS UP--!

Did anyone else just hear a door slam?

What am I doing in your garden?! What are they doing in your garden?!?! You don't even have a fence to keep them in here! I could have been killed! What if there was a kid who wandered by here looking for his ball or something and your fucking plants attacked him? You'd have a lawsuit on your hands--

GYOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW! MY FUCKING LEG!

Oh, you got to be fucking kidding me! Is this little shit yours?!

Let me tell you something, lady: if another Pokemon attacks me, I don't care if it belongs to you...I am going to stomp the damn thing into the fucking ground! You shouldn't be allowed to keep Pokemon in your damned garden or in your house if they behave like this! Jesus!

Yes, I'm getting off your property! Don't mind me trying to walk back to the Pokemon Center by myself after being assaulted by everything in your little botanical fucking death-trap, blood dripping from my head.  No, I'm fine.  Go back to your garden.  Fucking bitch--

GO AHEAD AND CALL THE POLICE! THERE WAS ONLY ONE COP IN THIS FUCKING TOWN AND HE'S DEAD NOW! SO CALL HIM!

By the way, if you had a bird, too...that thing is also dead.

Ugh...why me? Why does this shit always happen to me? Here, Pidgey...

I think you need this more than I do.  I guess I should cut through the farmer's market if I want to get there as fast as possible.  Excuse me, miss--

Lindsay! Hey, it's been a while! Did you just get here--?

Yeah, I'm bleeding.  I...I don't really want to talk about it right now.

So, you've been working as an aide for Professor Cherry, huh? Well, that's good--

Who's touching my head?

Oh...Nurse Joy.  Thanks--

Hey, this is not my fault! There's a woman out there with a bunch of wild Pokemon running rampant in her yard; someone should put up a damn sign before a child gets hurt--

Yeah, let's go inside.

I just...need to sit down for a minute.  Maybe I can use this time to figure out what I did wrong with Erik's Pokedex.  I'm gonna use my own, though.

Okay...let's see...I mean I think I did it right this time--

Say! Where did you get that egg?!

Professor Cherry gave it to you, huh? As payment for your services? Very nice.  Tell him if he needs any other work, I'm free for hire--

Hold on...I think I can tell what's in that egg for you, if you don't know.  I remember seeing a Corphish egg, and it looked just like a Corphish color-wise, so I can use the new function on my Pokedex to try to identify it.

Let's see...

Okay, the Pokedex says that it's one of these--did it just call me a dipshit?! Oh, son of a bitch...

Ah...so that's what I did wrong.  Okay, that's not a difficult fix.  There we go!

Now, if we take out all the Pokemon that have evolved from other Pokemon, we can seriously narrow the field here.

Okay...so it's probably one of these--

WOAH! Did that thing just shock you?!

Okay, so it's probably one of these then--oh, so that's a Joltik.  Huh, it's cute--

Oh...you already pretty much know what's in there now? A Pichu! Well, enjoy it when it hatches.  Say, are you planning on taking on the gym here? Do mind if I ask what Pokemon you have?

Leafeon, Hoothoot, Purrloin, Meinfoo...and Onix? Aww, I hope that wasn't the only Onix in the Earthen Cavern.  I kind of wanted one--

Oh, but yeah...I think you should be able to do alright against Tara.  Well, you don't have to wait around here on my account.  Go on and get you're Pokemon ready; it's gonna be rough going in that gym, so you best train.

I, on the other hand, have a little bit of research to take care of, because I certainly do not want to get jumped by a bunch of plants again.  Hello, Global Terminal...