(POV: Pidgey)
Where the fucking hell am I? Ugh, my head...
What the fuck are you yammering on about now? Normal-type, Ghost-type, what the fuck is this shit?! Will you just speak fucking English please--?!
Did you just use the term "meat-shield", you insensitive prick--?!
YES, I KNOW WHAT A FUCKING MEAT-SHIELD IS--
HEY, WILL YOU KEEP IT DOWN UP THERE?!?! MY HEAD IS THROBBING AND YOU'RE UP THERE MAKING A FUCKING--
I SAID CUT THAT SHIT OUT!
Oh, you want to go, motherfucker?!
It's fucking GO TIME!!!
Fuck you!
Fuck your mother!
AND FUCK THIS HOUSE!!!
BAM! Right through your fucking floor! Now, where are you, ya shit?!
There's nobody up here? Am I losing my fucking mind? Alright, I'm turning around and going back down the--
WOAH! Who the fuck is throwing two-by-fours?!? WHO THE FUCK IS THROWING TWO-BY-FOURS?!?
And while we're at it, who's making the rest of that wood debris float in the air like--?
Oh shit.
FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU!
I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU ARE, BUT FUCK YOU ANYWAY--!!
The hell are you doing up here?
Alright, the motherfucking cavalry! Let's take this son of a bitch on--!
Rescue me? Motherfucker, I started this fight! Get in here and help me kick some ass--!
AWW, SHIT! That fuckin' hurt! What the hell--?
Oh...right. Alright then, Mr. Tall-Dark-And-Convenient, let's get my dumb ass outta here--
HOLY SHIT! DID THE FLOOR JUST EXPLODE?!? What the fuck was that?!?
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...KEVINGETMETHEFUCKOUTOFHEREGODDAMNITIJUSTSHITEVERYWHERE!!!!!
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