Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Use As Directed


That looks like Kahu over there beyond those hills, so let's--


Oh...hey there, kid.

Can...can we help you--?


Woah, what--?!


Jesus, okay, you want to battle? Let's do this then.  That fella's a Fire-type, and the other looks like a Ground-type to me, so Gligar, have some fun!


Jess, which one are you--?


Carvanha...legitimate option.  Gligar! Dig down! Let's let Jess get first crack at these guys.  When you're ready, pop up and hit that slug!

Great hit! You focus on the slug and Jess will focus on the pig--

What is it doing?


That...looks...like...

ICE! SHIT! SHIT! GLIGAR! DIG BACK INTO THE DIRT!

Alright, the pig is down and the slug is focused on Carvanha.  Now!


There we go! A few more fights like that under the moonlight and you should be evolving into something quite fierce.  Just try to hang in there, girl.

$400 a piece is a decent victory prize for each of us.  Man, I wish there was a Poke-Mart on the way so I could pick up a potion for--


Oh, thanks Jess.  Here, lemme give you $300 for the--

No? Are you sure?

Well...thank you.


The roadside flora is getting a little...drier.  We must be getting closer to the desert in between Kahu and  Mastam.  I wonder what kind of Pokemon we could find out here.


Maybe just a little spritz--


Hey, look at that little guy! I think I've seen them before in Kanto! I want to say a gym leader used one in some capacity--


Nidoran! Yeah! I thought I heard of another powerful Nido-something before, but I just--


WOAH! What the--?!


That thing looks adorable, but good golly, it looks stark-raving mad!

Jess, your Pokedex said it was called a Teddiursa, right--?


Jess! Wait! No! Don't use more!


Uh oh...


Oh crud.  Jess?


Wait...how many Pokemon do you have out, Jess?





OH SHIT! CHINCHOU!


Use Thunder Wave on the Nidoran!


We're just trying to keep it out of the fray.  Don't fry it.


Alright, that should keep it still.  Now, Poke Ball!



Hey, that was a pretty quick capture.  Now, for the Teddi--


Wait...Jess...you caught that thing?

She won't catch any of the Bug-types I left for her because they weren't Dark-types, but she'll catch a Normal-type right before a Fighting-type gym?

Teenage girls...what exactly goes on in their heads?


More Pokemon are coming? We should probably...just...leave.

Also, let's only use the PokeLure as directed.

Also, I should write directions on how to use that stuff.

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